what i have learned (a running list)

so, this is a list of things i have learned, been told, and what not.
1. wear a long sleved shirt running-that is just what they do
2. Not all porn ,kloving Aussie´s have heard of Rebecca Wild. Sorry Mom. Google Her.
3. Never go hiking with Germans
4. I cannot give the bird
So, I have never flicked someone off or as Bret and Jerome would say, given the bird. I guess the point of this story is rather lame. And that my hand does in fact look like bird, one with only one wing. A few nightsd ago in Siena I got a little bored or something. So, I decided to flick myself, my imaginary roomate, the wall, the door, the sink, something off. This is a novel gesture for my hand and too be very honest they sucked at it. My hangs are physically not capable of giving the finger. This is good to know incase of a real life situation in which this gestiuure would be appropriate. I now know to save myself from looking like a complete idiot. You see. I have alwaxys had challenged hands. Besdies from being verz smallö, most of my fingers are bent to one side, and my thumbs do not go anywhere close to hitch hiking. But, my middle fingers. You see, they struggle too. When I trz and make the gesture a)it is very painful and b)my index finger only goes half way down. I would like to think my failure in this motion is just saying something about my personality...right?
5. Aussie´s wear sun glasses always, even when it is raining-they are too hung over to see other wise
6. Americans. SHUT UP. Please.
7. Americans think other Americans are idiots. I had a college senior explaning to me what face book was. Yeah, I have this fancy website that I upload pictures on and add comments and captions....FACEBOOK YOU IDIOT.
8. Italian men are creepy. and maybe a Greek one too.
9. They don´t hate us, just Bush.